If I have curves, I'm fat. If I wear makeup, I'm fake. If I like to get dressed up, I'm boogie. If I say what I think, I'm a b****. If I cry sometimes, I'm weak. If I stand up for myself, I'm mouthy. Seems like you can't do anything now a days without being labeled.. So what, go ahead and label me, see if i give a crap. Repost this if you're proud of who you are!
This appears to be a confused attempt at addressing gender-based discrimination and double-standards. Unfortunately, the implied solution to this nagging problem is not to call out sexist behavior, but to passive-aggressively own the "label" and say you're proud of it.
Get organized for 2011! One of my personal goals is to get rid of all the useless shit I lug around with me from residence to residence for no particularly good reason. Like piles of stupid trinkets, and clothes I will never wear.
35 "life hacks" to know about. Some are quite fascinating and helpful, such as how to unlock a chain from the outside of the door. I can't even count the number of times I really could have used this trick a few years ago.
Fuck the February Snomageddon and fuck the December Snopocalypse. Fuck people being shocked about a fucking killer whale fucking killing someone at Sea World. Fuck the earthquake in Chile, fuck the mine exploding in West Virginia, fuck the fucking TSA getting all up in my fucking crotch. Fuck the Arizona immigration law, fuck the attempted Times Square bombing, fuck Don Draper crying.
