I just thought this to be the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. It was suggested by commenter-reader-follower-whatevers David K of Great Britain, who alerted me to the perilously yellow status of the Daily Mail when I linked to it on one of my posts. [It's like Fox, he says]
My favorite verse was:
Cancer from your mobile,
cancer from your laptop,
cancer from your root crop,
cancer from your shoes,
from your dog, from your pen top
Does it hurt that he's singing in an adorable British accent? Of course not.